If you are ever having a bad day, just remember that you know how to clap, unlike Joe. 

you can see the concentration in his face, its like “come on Joe you know how to do this”

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illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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beyonseh:

me scrolling down my dashboard but staying in my lane unlike most of you

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  • <b> <b></b> Mom:</b> You love the Jonas Brothers so much. You're probably going to name one of your children "Jonas."<p><b>Me:</b> I don't see how that will work, Mom, since Jonas Jonas is a dumb name.<p><p>

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

"Woman has legs."

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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

Thomas Edison

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"I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting."

Hello, beautiful.

"We are disloyal to ourselves, when we do not follow the desires of the heart. Whatever the heart is magnetized to, is the soul’s destiny."

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